bugs

[jocker916]

Dear God,

I am writing to bring to your attention several critical issues (bugs) that I have encountered in your creation. I kindly request your immediate attention to resolve these matters:

Reported Bugs:

1. Cancer (appears to be a major system malfunction in cell division)
2. Mental health disorders (seems like a serotonin distribution error)
3. Mosquitoes (purpose unclear, possibly a redundant feature)
4. Wisdom teeth (outdated feature that needs removal)
5. Back pain in bipedal humans (design flaw in spine architecture)
6. Aging process (system degradation too rapid)
7. Memory leaks (forgetting where we put our keys)
8. Sleep requirement (excessive downtime needed)
9. Allergies (immune system overreaction bug)
10. Appendix (useless organ taking up space)

Expected Behavior:
Humans should function without these issues for optimal performance and happiness.

Priority Level: URGENT

I would greatly appreciate if these bugs could be addressed in your next update. Please note that these issues are significantly affecting user experience on Earth.

Looking forward to your divine intervention.

Best regards,
A Human User

P.S. If possible, please also consider adding flight capability and telepathy in the next patch.