This driver is splited from Linux-Danger
But don't install this driver on Linux-Danger, since Linux-Danger already integrated this feature in its easy_sched😎
"Your math is too poor!" - Every professor, everywhere 🤓
A LEGENDARY Linux Kernel Module that brings your professor's eternal wisdom (and eternal nagging) directly into your terminal! 🚀✨
Remember those TRAUMATIC days when your professor would look at your code and say:
- "This is not scientific research!" 🔬❌
- "Your math is too poor!" 📐😭
- "You are running blind code!" 👨💻🙈
- "Without the formula, it's meaningless!" 📊💀
Well, NOW YOUR KERNEL DOES THE SAME THING! 🎉💀
# Get ready for some HARDCORE kernel hacking! 💪
apt install build-essential linux-headers-$(uname -r) -y
makemake installBOOM! 💥 That's it! Your system is now POSSESSED by the spirit of every math professor who ever lived! 👻📚
- Every 30 seconds, the kernel picks a random process 🎯
- If it's a "heavily loaded" task, it gets ROASTED in its own terminal! 🔥
- If it's a daemon, it gets BROADCASTED to ALL TERMINALS! 📢💀
- Watch your screen fill with colorful professor wisdom! 🌈👨🏫
Example output:
⚠️ Warning from Prof with python3(PID=253): Go back and study linear algebra!
🔴 Prof was ANGRY with systemd(PID=1): Without the formula, it's meaningless!
- 🌈 Colorful terminal output with ANSI escape codes
- 📅 Day-aware greetings - because professors care about time
- 🎯 Process-specific targeting - no process is safe!
- 📡 Multi-terminal broadcasting for maximum embarrassment
- 🌐 Supports all terminals, including SSH - Remote terminals are not safe from the professor!
- ⚡ Lightning-fast kernel-level integration
make uninstallWhen you've had enough of the professor's wisdom... 😅
This driver might cause your system unstable, I take NO RESPONSIBILITY for any damage caused!
Use at your own risk!
🆓 Free for non-commercial use - but give credit where credit is due! 🙏
💰 Commercial use? Contact the author first: zhuoshizhang@hotmail.com
Golden Rule: If you make money from this, share 20% of your profit! 💵✨
"From Beijing to Hiroshima, Professors kept saying the same thing: 'Your math is too poor!' But every time they said it, I had already deleted their math-heavy bullshit, and the system still ran — faster, cleaner, simpler."
- SuperHacker UEFI 😎🔥
This module will make your terminal experience UNFORGETTABLE! Use at your own risk of PTSD flashbacks to your college days! 🎓😱
Happy Coding! 🚀💻✨