~/whoami
A small Zig file pretending to be a README,
and a README pretending to be a résumé.
Written by someone who believes good software is mostly deleting code, naming things carefully, and letting tests do the arguing.
const std = @import("std");
pub const Clov = struct {
/// Identity
role: []const u8 = "Software Engineer",
focus: []const u8 = "backend systems built to be tested, trusted, and boring in production.",
/// Narrative truth
mission: []const u8 = "Saving the world one commit at a time (with questionable commit messages).",
/// Core stack
languages: []const []const u8 = &.{
"Ruby",
"Haskell",
"Go",
"Zig",
},
paradigms: []const []const u8 = &.{
"Object-Oriented",
"Functional",
"Logical",
},
/// Performance specs (benchmarked in production, not vibes)
reliability: u8 = 100, // cosmic-storm resistant
test_coverage: f32 = 1.0, // lie-detector approved
pub fn buildSystem(self: @This()) void {
std.log.info(
"Whispering to gophers, charming snakes, and arguing politely with compilers…",
.{},
);
self.deployResilientAPI();
}
fn deployResilientAPI(_: @This()) void {
std.log.info(
"Shipping something boring, stable, and still standing at 3 a.m.",
.{},
);
}
};



