More than bails got burnt this Ashes...
Winter pressures...
Santa set to experience multiple delays throughout the NHS ruining Christmas for all children downstream of the UK. Wes will have to answer for it.
Fair fights...
Where next for prankster Jake Paul? A high 8 figure mathematics bout? Surely the joke is on the rest of us.
Christmas future for an ex-prince...
Maybe 2026 will be the year for Andrew to rediscover the joy of sweating.
Leaders keep on track...
We all respect a leader who can stay on a straight course despite the buffeting of events. Keir ain't one of those beasts...
Motability
Of course people without a car for any reason are ENTITLED to a good new car every 3 years at taxpayers' expense on entering a suitable fiction on the application.
About 5 years ago...
NHS rejected the to become baroness' PPE as unsuitable for COVID protection. Any sign of the money back in the public purse yet?
Hollow ashes victory for England - Australia beaten by the furry green monster created by their groundsman.
Happy New Year
A tool for every job
Even the top job. I blame Dad the toolmaker
Marry in haste, repent at your leisure
Every day spent in the company of friends and family is blessed, As Ever
Soft target
Not just a hapless target for satire, but making it a 'top priority' to invite Alaa Abd el-Fattah to our green and pleasant land to target its inhabitant 'dogs and monkeys' is a spectacularly incompetent own-goal.
Trump has been big game hunting...
The first time didn't work out so well.